Chat my voice is ded! Mah throat hurts and my voice kinda muted when I try doing a high voice 😔

I hit my eye with the metal part of a seatbelt on accident when putting it on and my sister started laughing and kept repeating and repeating if im ok (i ignored her while i rubbed my eye so no get bruise) then i said "shut up! Youre annoying" she was so confused

Me when i found out that me and han:
Love cheesecake
Love anime
Are called quokkas (my family didnt even know he was my bias or that he existed😭💔)
Screams when singing

RAAAHHHHH

GUYSSSSS!!! HELP!!! I AM TRYING TO MAKE A VOICE OVER VIDEO FOR SKZ MV CHRISTMAS EVEL AND IM HAVING TROUBLE BEING FUNNYYYYYYY!!! I SOUND SO DULL!!!! PLZ! I NEED ADVICEEEE!!!!!